Sunday, May 23, 2021

In Memoriam: Marc Houseman

In the summer of 2008, I did an internet search of my infamous great-grandmother. I’d written The Tainted Legacy of Bertha Gifford a few years before, but hadn’t found a publisher willing to take a chance on the memoir, so every summer after school let out, I would spend time scrolling through online junk about her, just to see if anyone else had written anything extensive about Bertha. I had all but given up on getting the book published. That summer, I happened upon an online blurb announcing that some guy named Marc Houseman would be giving a presentation on her. Who does this guy think he is? was my first thought. My second thought was, I wonder what crap he’s feeding people about her.

Another quick online search led me to the website for the Washington Historical Society in Washington, Missouri. Seems this Houseman guy was a so-called historian there. I found an email address on the site and shot off a short missive, stating tersely that if he was going to be doing presentations on my great-grandmother, he’d better be basing them on facts, not fiction. He replied within the hour—calmly, professionally, kindly—and we began to exchange information via email about Bertha, about my family, and about Marc’s interest in those subjects.

Thus began a close and dear friendship that I will cherish forever, which is why I’ve spent the past week mostly crying. Because Marc Houseman has left us, passing on to begin his next journey. And I’m here to tell you, it’s damned unfair.

Ten years my junior, Marc was an extraordinary man, brilliant, personable, humble and self-effacing, with a strong sense of honor for the dead and an equally strong love of donuts. He, along with my cousin Danny, encouraged me to pull out my memoir about Bertha and do whatever I needed to in order to get the book published, which I did.

A year after I met Marc online, I met him in person. After Tainted Legacy was published in October of 2008, we planned a book tour for the following summer, and he helped me connect with several libraries so that I could do speaking and signing events. During the year, we had gotten to know each other pretty well through our email exchanges, and I had begun signing my emails to him “Hugs, K.” He responded in kind. When I arrived in Missouri for the book tour, Marc came to pick me up at my hotel in Pacific. I was a bit nervous waiting for him in the lobby since I had never actually met him in person, but when he walked in carrying a sign that said “REAL HUGS,” my laughter quickly dissipated any anxiety.

That summer, we established a pattern that would be blissfully repeated nearly every summer for a decade. Marc was my tour guide, driving me along the back roads of rural Missouri to cemeteries where my kinfolk were buried so I could pay my respects and take photos of their very old headstones. One summer, prior to my trip back there, I told him in an email I was interested in researching my maternal grandfather’s ancestry. When I arrived in Missouri that year, he met me in the lobby of the hotel carrying a file folder. He handed it to me. “That’s your grandfather’s line,” he said, “going all the way back to the Revolutionary War.” Then we climbed into his truck, and he took me to as many cemeteries as he had been able to discover in which those ancestors were buried.

Marc loved the Three Stooges, such was the corny, quirkiness of his sense of humor. He also loved studying the Presidents of the United States—prior to Eisenhower. He loved old things and old people. He was kind with the elderly and gentle with the young. He loved old hymns. Once, after we’d strolled a cemetery for a half hour or so in relentless humidity, he approached the door of the church on the property. “Look,” he said, pulling the door, “it’s open.” There was nothing inside but the old church organ. He sat down and to my great surprise, began to play “The Old Rugged Cross.” Somehow a few words to that song still exist in my memory, so I sang what I could recall, and Marc joined in. Thereafter on our road trips to far-away cemeteries, we would often sing hymns or "old timey" songs.

To list all of Marc’s accomplishments would take many pages. He was the director of the museum in Washington and president of the historical society. He regularly led a crew of volunteers to do cemetery restoration (righting and/or repairing fallen or broken headstones, or simply cleaning them—turns out there’s a right way and a very wrong way to do those things). He was deeply involved with the Odd Fellows chapter in his town where he was loved and respected for all the work he did to honor the dead and to enable others like myself to discover the fascinating stories behind their ancestry.

Marc was the main (and mighty) force behind the monumental task of fundraising for and building a columbarium in the Odd Fellows cemetery. On one of my trips back there, Marc had taken me into the basement of a crematorium. A shelf against one wall held a couple dozen small cardboard boxes. “Those,” he told me, “are cremains that were never claimed.” It happens. Someone’s family member dies and is cremated, but no one ever picks up the ashes. And so they simply sit. The dates on those boxes were decades old. Marc’s hard work resulted in an aesthetically beautiful columbarium where abandoned ashes would have a home. But his work didn’t stop there. Once the columbarium was completed and they began to receive unclaimed cremains, Marc and his volunteers would search online to find the families of the deceased. In several instances, the cremains were those of military veterans. In one such case, Marc not only returned the cremains to a grateful niece, he arranged to have them buried at Jefferson Barracks, a veterans cemetery near St. Louis, with a proper memorial service and military honors for the deceased. (To read an equally sweet story that also explains the intent of the Odd Fellows fraternity, click here.)

The gentleman on the left is Ron Shaver. He and Marc are unloading another shipment of unclaimed cremains inside the columbarium. Yep, each one of those boxes holds the ashes of a forgotten or abandoned deceased individual.

See what I mean? What a classy guy. I say again through tears, it’s just not fair.

To me, Marc will always be that goofy guy who loved the story of my great-grandmother, the cool friend who would take time out of his busy schedule to escort me around to places I would never have found on my own, cemeteries that can’t be found on most maps. He was an incredible source of knowledge, he was a sweet soul, and he was one of the dearest friends I’ve ever had. To say he will be missed is a profound understatement. I simply do not know how to order my life without him in it.

Why are Marc and I smiling over someone's headstone? Because local lore had it that, due to her alleged crimes, my great-grandmother's grave "should go unmarked for fifty years." I would not have known that had I not met Marc. When he told me, I did some quick figuring; fifty years past her death would have been 2002. In the summer of that year, I wrote the first draft of Tainted Legacy. Six years later I met Marc, the book was published, and we worked together to finally put a stone on her grave so that my great-grandchildren, should I be blessed to one day have some, will one day be able to find her. I have also buried some of my mother's ashes there as well.

 

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

House for Sale

There’s a big old house for sale in Morse Mill, Missouri, and it’s a very special house.

The house is 3800 square feet, and it’s located on 4.5 beautiful acres. But that’s not what makes it special.

It’s multi-storied and sits across the road from the Big River, so I’m betting there’s probably a gorgeous view of that wide, meandering river from the south-facing bedrooms on the upper floors. But that’s not what makes the house special.

Oh—speaking of bedrooms, there are six. And six bathrooms. Perfect for a bed & breakfast place, right? And the entire place has been fully renovated. (Check out the impressive photos here.) But that’s not what makes the house special, either.

A hundred years ago, this property was a bustling hotel, and it’s rumored that Charles Lindbergh once stayed there. The original hotel register still exists. But although that’s a fascinating tidbit from history, it is not what makes this place special.

What makes it special is that my great-grandmother stayed there. Well, okay, she didn’t actually stay as a guest. She worked there and helped run it for a year or so.

Why is that special? Because now that Bertha Gifford’s name has been associated with murderers and psychopaths and female serial killers, everyone seems to think that she has some reason to haunt this place simply because she worked there. The truth is, she wasn’t accused of poisoning anyone until she lived in Catawissa. Her trial was some twenty years or so after she worked at the hotel in Morse Mill. But a lot of folks seem determined to jump on the Crazy Bertha bandwagon, and it only took one or two of those folks to claim they’d seen or heard evidence of Bertha’s spirit at the hotel. Then everyone and his cousin wanted to do a paranormal investigation. (Yeah, go ahead, if you have a couple hours; just search “Morse Mill Hotel” on YouTube. Just…don’t believe everything you watch. Ugh.)

It doesn’t help that he-who-shall-remain-nameless has exploited the hell out of Bertha’s brief work stint there, claiming that she killed upwards of 40 people (what the actual you-know-what?) while working there, “most of them children.” (WHAT THE ACTUAL ????) None of what he has perpetuated is true. None of it. But it has brought people to the hotel in droves, which I suppose has lined his pockets with some change. Ugh ugh ugh.

But O Happy Day the hotel has finally been renovated and is now offered for sale. I can’t afford to buy it or I would. Dear Universe, I implore you, send someone kind and compassionate to take it over, to let it once again celebrate the living (famous or not), to be a tranquil resting place for weary travelers. Including me, maybe, next time I visit Missouri. Here’s hoping.

Before it served as a hotel, this was actually someone's home, built prior to the Civil War.

What it looks like now, for sale